So…the wife asked me about twitter. She’s up to speed on facebook and the like, but wasn’t quite sure what the tweet buzz was all about.

It was then that we decided to take a quick survey of douche-tastic names on twitter… here’s our top 5:

1. baggey_o_douche / Douchey McBag
2. mcdouchey / Douchey McDouchebag
3. douchebagelow / douche bagelow
4. ivanadouche / Ivana Douche
5. ifollowdouches / E. Normus Douche Whereever particular douches congregate, you will find me.